Anthrocon 2024

The world is full of amazing "flat rides"- non-coaster rides that spin, flip and/or hurl riders way up in the air- and if I had an absurd amount of money, I'd love to bring some of them directly to Anthrocon! But unfortunately I don't (and there are other pesky obstacles, such as "local regulations" and "the laws of physics"), so instead I'll do the next best thing: show off these rides in a neat little presentation! Come listen to me gush about a wide variety of attractions- just be sure to secure all loose articles, as these rides are well and truly wild!