"What was that? Was it a ghost? A werewolf? An interdemensional being? Oh it was your friend. Or are they anymore? Maybe they are the monster. Or maybe they control it. Join us as we explore a mansion so scary even the ghosts want out. I mean..a totally relaxing place where the rooms certainly maintain order and you won't have to defend yourself from anything at all. That sound definitely wasn't the door locking you all in."